Have A Good Weekend, Gents

Think about carbo-loading and then perhaps fasting for a couple of days...

John Duncan: More Crazy Math!

As you no doubt remember, John Duncan tried to dazzle us with statistics and and theoretical math way back when. Well, he's at it again!

According to present donation levels (see the lists in the right-hand column) and John's calculations, every nugget that gets consumed on Thursday currently has a monetary value of $1.62. That's right. Every nugget that goes into someone's mouth puts $1.62 into the worthy hands of the Ronald McDonald House.

To break it down further:

Nugget + Mouth = $1.62 + Hands

Wow! That's some delectable incentive!

Incredibly Deep Impact

Scientists have been working around the clock, postulating the possible effects of a meteor-sized nugget hurtling through space on a collision course with Earth.

Their theoretical conclusion? Totally delicious annihilation.
Whoa.

Player Profile: Nino Ellington

Childhood shame parlayed into adult victory, Nino Ellington style:
"That is a Mens XL T-shirt and I was 2!" says Nino.

We here at 60 In 60 applaud Nino's perseverance through the twin minefields of Youth and Adolescence to bring us his quest for greatness.

Here's Nino today:
The guy eats furniture, for Pete's sake! Facilities can barely keep up with the demand! Nora is on full-time duty, sometimes quite literally shoveling oddly-shaped and brightly colored stool-y gizmos into Nino's cube!

Impress your friends at parties with these salient Nino Ellington factoids:

• Favorite food(s): Katsu Curry Ramen, country fried bacon, and spam musubis.
• Favorite Dessert: A microwaved old-fashioned donut with two scoops of cookie dough ice-cream on top, all at the same time.
  
• Favorite Sauce: All of them.
• Motto: Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy

In the words of Tim the Enchanter, "If you do doubt your courage, go no further..."

"Maybe Asteroids Would Work Better, George..."

Here's another implausible fact about Chicken McNuggets...

When George Lucas was conceiving the scene where the Millennium Falcon escapes through the asteroid field in The Empire Strikes Back, he wasn't thinking of asteroids at all! No, no. He was thinking of his favorite food, the wonderfully tasty Chicken McNugget.

This image was recently unearthed from the Lucasfilm archives. Many Bothans died to bring you this jpg...
No word on what the Titanic Space Slug was originally intended to be. We'll have to get more Bothans on the case.

Olympic Glory: Now Available At The Drive-Thru

Did you know that Usain Bolt, record-setting sprinter and Fastest Man Alive, fueled his massive international success with Chicken McNuggets? Of course you didn't, because it's too nutty to even begin to comprehend. Regardless of your personal thoughts on the matter, the bottom line is that it's a fact.

Click here to see for yourself, slow poke.

Gold medal, baby!

Player Profile: Ryan Howell

Ryan Howell's insides are tougher than most people's outsides. True story. He drowns his Cheerios in liquid smoke. He huffs propane as an afternoon pick-me-up. He pours Creosote in his coffee.

What else do you need to know about Ryan Howell? Well, let's take a walk through some factual tidbits, shall we?

• Claim To Eating Fame: Singlehandedly caused the Great Caesar's Palace Buffet Shutdown Of '04
• Favorite Food: Raw chicken skin with a side of cat hair. Eww! Yes!
• Favorite Sauce: Warm gin with a dash of Crystal Hot Sauce (pictured above), served in a dirty ashtray, of course!
• Most Nuggets in One Sitting: 30
• Scary Moment: Almost required stitches after recklessly tearing through a bushel of blue crab.
• 60 In 60 Goal: Eating your nuggets after he's done with his.

Ladies, please, one at a time!

"Would I Get Sick From Eating 100 Chicken McNuggets?"

Der! Like that's a question anyone needs to ask? You eat one hundred anything and you're going to feel overly full, at the very least.

Anyway, someone posed that question on Yahoo! Answers.

Click here to find out what JohnnyBiceps learned.