Player Profile: Ryan Howell

Ryan Howell's insides are tougher than most people's outsides. True story. He drowns his Cheerios in liquid smoke. He huffs propane as an afternoon pick-me-up. He pours Creosote in his coffee.

What else do you need to know about Ryan Howell? Well, let's take a walk through some factual tidbits, shall we?

• Claim To Eating Fame: Singlehandedly caused the Great Caesar's Palace Buffet Shutdown Of '04
• Favorite Food: Raw chicken skin with a side of cat hair. Eww! Yes!
• Favorite Sauce: Warm gin with a dash of Crystal Hot Sauce (pictured above), served in a dirty ashtray, of course!
• Most Nuggets in One Sitting: 30
• Scary Moment: Almost required stitches after recklessly tearing through a bushel of blue crab.
• 60 In 60 Goal: Eating your nuggets after he's done with his.

Ladies, please, one at a time!