Fan Art!

We've had lots of fan art coming in, but none more poignant than this wonderful piece by Scott B:

It's called Nugget Butt and, frankly, I'm speechless.

Keep those images coming!

Player Profile: Greg Denton

Up until last Friday's company meeting, I hadn't met a bunch of our participants. It's true! I finally met Ryan Howell, Chad Vernon (Player Profile yet to come...), and Swamp Thing Brad Watkins. I have yet to meet Greg Denton, unless he's a shapeshifter, then I've probably met him dozens of times and not known it. It's possible. The one thing I can say for sure is that come Thursday around 12:30 PM, he'll definitely be shifting his shape, mostly around the middle section, directly above the belt line.

To whet your appetite for what might be your first Greg Denton sighting, as well, here are some things to note:

• Claim to Eating Fame: Ate 18 McD's cheeseburgers in one sitting, then went to baseball practice.
• Sauce: None. He likes his nuggets au naturel. Naked. Nude. Indecently exposed.
• Most Nuggets In One Sitting: 20
• McNugget Eating Strategy: Setting and keeping a solid pace.
• 60 In 60 Goal: Still hungriest when done.

It'll be nice to meet you soon, Greg.

McNASA Loves McNuggets

If they didn't, why would they send a McNugget into space?

Duh.

Player Profile: Micah Haley

McNugget Elvis is in the building!

Micah Haley is drunk...on love! It's a love of meat in whatever form it takes, be it sliced off the animal or pushed through a nozzle like Play-Doh. Micah also loves the Alligator Bob and his favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks (just like yo' momma).

Here are some more salacious crumbs for your intellectual palatte:

• Claim To Eating Fame: Once got kicked out of Sizzler for testing their all-you-can-eat shrimp policy. (It turns out that twelve plates is the limit. Wtf?)
• Favorite Food: MEEEEEEEAT!!!!!!
• Sauce: Sweet & Sour
• Most McNuggets In One Sitting: 20
• Scary Food-Based Moment: With his first real allowance money, he bought, cooked, and ate an entire package of bacon.

When you gasp while watching Micah devouring McNuggets at an alarming clip on Thursday, remember this: he's doing it for the children.