Player Profile: Micah Haley

McNugget Elvis is in the building!

Micah Haley is drunk...on love! It's a love of meat in whatever form it takes, be it sliced off the animal or pushed through a nozzle like Play-Doh. Micah also loves the Alligator Bob and his favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks (just like yo' momma).

Here are some more salacious crumbs for your intellectual palatte:

• Claim To Eating Fame: Once got kicked out of Sizzler for testing their all-you-can-eat shrimp policy. (It turns out that twelve plates is the limit. Wtf?)
• Favorite Food: MEEEEEEEAT!!!!!!
• Sauce: Sweet & Sour
• Most McNuggets In One Sitting: 20
• Scary Food-Based Moment: With his first real allowance money, he bought, cooked, and ate an entire package of bacon.

When you gasp while watching Micah devouring McNuggets at an alarming clip on Thursday, remember this: he's doing it for the children.