Thursday, May 14, 2009

Player Profile: James Trousdale

Here are some things you need to know about James "Scavenger" Trousdale:
  • His stomach was forged in our own sun.
  • He is most commonly photographed while eating.
  • James is responsible for keeping multiple tacquerias in Boston open, as well as for giving their employees RSI due to the frequency of his burrito ingestion.
  • Dude once ate an entire two foot sheet cake while waiting in the checkout line at Safeway.
  • He has been banned from pick-your-own berry farms.
  • James dreams of consuming more than 30% of his body weight in a single meal.
  • He enjoys pictures of baby ducks.
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