Player Profile: Greg Denton

Up until last Friday's company meeting, I hadn't met a bunch of our participants. It's true! I finally met Ryan Howell, Chad Vernon (Player Profile yet to come...), and Swamp Thing Brad Watkins. I have yet to meet Greg Denton, unless he's a shapeshifter, then I've probably met him dozens of times and not known it. It's possible. The one thing I can say for sure is that come Thursday around 12:30 PM, he'll definitely be shifting his shape, mostly around the middle section, directly above the belt line.

To whet your appetite for what might be your first Greg Denton sighting, as well, here are some things to note:

• Claim to Eating Fame: Ate 18 McD's cheeseburgers in one sitting, then went to baseball practice.
• Sauce: None. He likes his nuggets au naturel. Naked. Nude. Indecently exposed.
• Most Nuggets In One Sitting: 20
• McNugget Eating Strategy: Setting and keeping a solid pace.
• 60 In 60 Goal: Still hungriest when done.

It'll be nice to meet you soon, Greg.